Conventional Napalm

"For lonely dogs with separation anxiety, Eli Lilly brought to market its own drug Reconcile last..."

Sat, 26 Jul 2008 08:53:05 -0700

“For lonely dogs with separation anxiety, Eli Lilly brought to market its own drug Reconcile last year. The only difference between it and Prozac is that Reconcile is chewable and tastes like beef.”

- NY Times via the new shelton wet/dry

I don't see why they're worrying about cuffing the hands when he's got lion feet

Tue, 22 Jul 2008 09:41:53 -0700

I don't see why they're worrying about cuffing the hands when he's got lion feet:

via New Shelton

DOFI-BLOG どふぃぶろぐすなめ世界(WORLD OF SAND) 公開

Fri, 11 Jul 2008 13:58:27 -0700

DOFI-BLOG どふぃぶろぐすなめ世界(WORLD OF SAND) 公開:

This is the best of all possible worlds of sand.

Free Tiny Cross and Lighter Day at the fair via pantherhouse

Sat, 14 Jun 2008 09:31:06 -0700

Free Tiny Cross and Lighter Day at the fair via pantherhouse

"If you are very very quiet you can hear the clouds rub against the sky."

Fri, 11 Apr 2008 09:42:08 -0700

“If you are very very quiet you can hear the clouds rub against the sky.”

- Heading East: Lies I’ve told my 3 year old recently

2 chickens! They break up a fight! Rabbit fight!

Tue, 08 Apr 2008 01:43:00 -0700

2 chickens! They break up a fight! Rabbit fight!

"A minute later we gave the game over to the French: “Who wins, Coca-Cola or Uma Thurman?” The..."

Fri, 21 Mar 2008 14:26:11 -0700

“

A minute later we gave the game over to the French: “Who wins, Coca-Cola or Uma Thurman?”

The French didn’t answer and remained staring out the windows—it might have been Battersea, or Shepherd’s Bush. Then the French director said, “That is not a game.” He started coughing. “It is so Anglo, this game. It is not a game. How do you judge this? It is a soda and a woman. Then how do you decide?” “One wins, one loses. Just pick,” I said. But he refused: “It is nothing a French person would think is a game. It is so stupid.”

The traffic wasn’t moving. I asked him to suggest a French game instead that we could play. “OK, OK, here is a French game,” he said. “We will talk about something for a little while. It will be about nothing. We will talk and talk and talk about it. Sometimes I will take the other side of the conversation, just to say you are wrong. And then we will stop.”

”

- Paris, I Love You But You’re Bringing Me Down by Rosecrans Baldwin - The Morning News

"What that advert needs is a good moustaching."

Wed, 05 Mar 2008 13:11:38 -0800

“What that advert needs is a good moustaching.”

- Moustache Me

There is no ad out there that doesn’t need a moustaching.

"the movement is enhanced by the pleasure of handling an ovoid shape in stainless steel"

Tue, 04 Mar 2008 11:25:35 -0800

“the movement is enhanced by the pleasure of handling an ovoid shape in stainless steel”

- Pop Up Bottle Opener

Can’t argue with that

Barack Obama Is Your New Bicycle

Mon, 18 Feb 2008 16:30:58 -0800

Barack Obama Is Your New Bicycle:

Refresh to see just how busy this Barack guy is.

"Before I can duck away I learn the awful truth: he is sweating, and he has jazz butt"

Fri, 15 Feb 2008 13:14:30 -0800

“Before I can duck away I learn the awful truth: he is sweating, and he has jazz butt”

- Peter H. Cropes

Gory Ugly Teddy

Mon, 11 Feb 2008 13:37:32 -0800

Gory Ugly Teddy:

Looking to scar a child for life?

Fast Food: Ads vs. Reality

Sat, 09 Feb 2008 12:31:33 -0800

Fast Food: Ads vs. Reality:

The cooking process at all fast food restaurants just causes the items to look more like Jabba the Hutt(via No Commercial Potential)

Escher Fail « The FAIL Blog

Fri, 08 Feb 2008 10:09:30 -0800

Escher Fail « The FAIL Blog

Play Off-Road Velociraptor Safari

Wed, 30 Jan 2008 09:53:34 -0800

Play Off-Road Velociraptor Safari

best of craigslist : Large Glass Jar (possibly containing a ghost)

Wed, 09 Jan 2008 14:41:38 -0800

best of craigslist : Large Glass Jar (possibly containing a ghost):

man, and if you’re into the Beatles and ghosts, you’ve got to have this jar(via new shelton)

Cursor*10 (nekogames)

Sat, 05 Jan 2008 18:51:00 -0800

Cursor*10 (nekogames)

when nature calls in the thrift store

Wed, 02 Jan 2008 23:11:06 -0800

when nature calls in the thrift store:

For me, it’s that I always lose bowel control when I get excited about a bargain.

Paul Anka Smells Like Teen Spirit

Thu, 20 Dec 2007 21:15:03 -0800

Paul Anka Smells Like Teen Spirit

Black Moon - Talking Unicorn She is absolutely right to kick...

Sun, 16 Dec 2007 20:13:19 -0800

Black Moon - Talking Unicorn

She is absolutely right to kick that tree.

Conventional Napalm

"For lonely dogs with separation anxiety, Eli Lilly brought to market its own drug Reconcile last..."

I don't see why they're worrying about cuffing the hands when he's got lion feet

DOFI-BLOG どふぃぶろぐ すなめ世界(WORLD OF SAND) 公開

Free Tiny Cross and Lighter Day at the fair via pantherhouse

"If you are very very quiet you can hear the clouds rub against the sky."

2 chickens! They break up a fight! Rabbit fight!

"A minute later we gave the game over to the French: “Who wins, Coca-Cola or Uma Thurman?” The..."

"What that advert needs is a good moustaching."

"the movement is enhanced by the pleasure of handling an ovoid shape in stainless steel"

Barack Obama Is Your New Bicycle

"Before I can duck away I learn the awful truth: he is sweating, and he has jazz butt"

Gory Ugly Teddy

Fast Food: Ads vs. Reality

Escher Fail « The FAIL Blog

Play Off-Road Velociraptor Safari

best of craigslist : Large Glass Jar (possibly containing a ghost)

Cursor*10 (nekogames)

when nature calls in the thrift store

Paul Anka Smells Like Teen Spirit

Black Moon - Talking Unicorn She is absolutely right to kick...

DOFI-BLOG どふぃぶろぐすなめ世界(WORLD OF SAND) 公開