July 2008
3 posts
“For lonely dogs with separation anxiety, Eli Lilly brought to market its own...”
– NY Times via the new shelton wet/dry
I don't see why they're worrying about cuffing the... →
via New Shelton
DOFI-BLOG どふぃぶろぐ すなめ世界(WORLD OF SAND) 公開 →
This is the best of all possible worlds of sand.
June 2008
1 post
April 2008
2 posts
“If you are very very quiet you can hear the clouds rub against the sky.”
– Heading East: Lies I’ve told my 3 year old recently
March 2008
3 posts
“A minute later we gave the game over to the French: “Who wins, Coca-Cola or Uma...”
– Paris, I Love You But You’re Bringing Me Down by Rosecrans Baldwin - The Morning News
“What that advert needs is a good moustaching.”
– Moustache Me There is no ad out there that doesn’t need a moustaching.
“the movement is enhanced by the pleasure of handling an ovoid shape in stainless...”
– Pop Up Bottle Opener Can’t argue with that
February 2008
5 posts
Barack Obama Is Your New Bicycle →
Refresh to see just how busy this Barack guy is.
“Before I can duck away I learn the awful truth: he is sweating, and he has jazz...”
– Peter H. Cropes
Gory Ugly Teddy →
Looking to scar a child for life?
Fast Food: Ads vs. Reality →
The cooking process at all fast food restaurants just causes the items to look more like Jabba the Hutt(via No Commercial Potential)
Escher Fail « The FAIL Blog →
January 2008
4 posts
Play Off-Road Velociraptor Safari →
best of craigslist : Large Glass Jar (possibly... →
man, and if you’re into the Beatles and ghosts, you’ve got to have this jar(via new shelton)
Cursor*10 (nekogames) →
when nature calls in the thrift store →
For me, it’s that I always lose bowel control when I get excited about a bargain.
December 2007
5 posts
Always By Her Side →
It’s not like I was using that skin anyway.
November 2007
6 posts
Large Bag →
“The infamous shark vs. zombie scene actually was filmed in a large salt water...”
– Zombi 2 - Wikipedia
“You are huge! That means you have huge guts! Rip and tear!”
– The Doom Comic
October 2007
16 posts
The art of sharpening pencils →
Shall I encourage you to scroll down to the end of the article? It depends on your affinity for PENCILS JAMMED INTO EYE SOCKETS.
“I’m Gilbert baby and I am 7 inches tall and have drain holes.”
– Etsy :: Gilbert
“Mum!” he yells. “Dad told me the worst swearword of all! I know what...”
– Jon Ronson on telling his son the worst swearword in the world
Fearing Crime, Japanese Wear the Hiding Place →
It needs to come with Cokes so your attacker suddenly getting thirsty doesn’t ruin the disguise.
you gotta keep ’em separated →
The connection between lizzards and local skateboards is well known.
Magnetosphere →
the "blog" of "unnecessary" quotation marks →
“With a true adjective like lazy, you can alternate between “Drown the lazy...”
– TNR Online | What the F***?
Fleethorse →
The real question is when they’ll start capturing the emissions from the drive to recycle as fuel.
September 2007
5 posts
Etsy :: SusanKniffinDavidson →
The baby faces frozen in carbonite are good, but make sure to scroll down to the zombie baby hand coming up from the grave
NO PERSON SHALL, ON A FRIDAY, SATURDAY OR SUNDAY... →
“Likes nineteenth century Russian novelists, particularly the works of Alexander...”
– Etsy :: Palm Sized Owl
Red is Not Funny →